Lancaster is not trained for anything. I tried my best to train him to do the little things like fetching something or playing dead, but my patience got the best of me.

He does know some stuff by habit like the following:

1) Lying down on his back for tummy rub (a demand that looks charming so I always concede)
2) Going upstairs and pooping on the landing EVERY SINGLE TIME.
3) Licking our faces at home when we're sleeping.

As for the pair of glasses that he's wearing on the pic, that's the most he can do to project that he's a trained dog.